Who is kip smithers

Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. All I have to do is follow you around for a day. It isn't as easy as it looks. And with your father's permission I'd love to escort you to the Apple Blossom ball.

I had no idea you two were getting along so well. What's going on here, Carlton? Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford so I'm teaching him how to be a perfect gentleman.

I want a piece of this. Observe, Will, this is how a perfect gentleman talks to a young lady. Uncle Phil, how did you used to crack on the girlies? What I'm about to tell you is going to change your life forever. First, I take her hand then I stroke it gently but imperceptibly Iook deep into her eyes, blow gently in her ear let my mouth curl up into a smile make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound. Philip, that's what you did on our first date.

Allow me, sir. Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better. My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. Whether it was chance or blind fate or kismet, if you will, that brought us together I would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you how deeply you have affected the very core of my being. No, it is right.

He got it right. Get your own geisha. Excuse me, Master Carlton. Will, I want you to pay very close attention. Which one is the shrimp fork? By george, I think he's got it. I think he's got it. Where did he get that jacket? Probably off the rack. Okay, just remember you're from Connecticut you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy, and you row on the crew team.

Now, where did you transfer from? Bend over. It's Andover. We're going back home. I was joking, man. Hook it up. I beg your pardon, Dr. I have a friend who's new in town. He's the new star on the crew team. Would you like to meet him? I respect your wishes, sir but I'd just like to say kudos on that polo match.

Super form. You saw it, huh? Excuse me. I didn't get your name. Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers. Have a seat, Smithers. What college have you applied to? Bel-Air Academy, Princeton, and thoracic surgery, sir.

Thoracic surgery. That's my field. What aspect of it interests you the most? The cutting part. That's the part I like, too. Listen, I'm glad you're a fan of polo. I have a very fine string of Arabians. With turbans and everything?

Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. I thought you were a blithering idiot. There's my daughter. Would you like to meet her? Gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one.

I seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex. There is someone I'd like you to meet. Mimi, Kip Smithers. Varsity crew from Bel-Air. A gentleman and a scholar and soon to be a fine surgeon. You flatter me, sir. I'll just leave the two of you alone. I am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts.

I don't need some stooge who's going to play up to my father. I want a real man. Someone dangerous. Someone exciting. Someone from the streets. Your prince is in effect, baby. I'm not down with this preppy nonsense. Carlton told me to do this. I'm definitely straight out the 'hood. That was the worst homeboy act I've ever heard. It's not an act. It's the real deal. Yo, C! Come here!

Carlton, would you please tell her who I really am? He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air, so he could row with the crew. Tell her where I'm really from. For future reference, Will, our club frowns on strangulation. This is all your fault. You got me into this mess.

This preppy nonsense. I knew women didn't like that mess. If I would've had my way, I would've had my way. Congratulate me. It took all day but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight. Mimi is not fat. Not today. She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug. She looks good now, right? I don't see your point. Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose and see how much of your arm you come back with.

So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? He struck out. Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey but you have not gone to the most logical source: the woman of the house.

Before I was married, I had my share of admirers. A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet. The ones that I was most attracted to were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. And that's my advice to you.

Just be yourself. Thanks, Aunt Viv. So, Will, are you going to take Mom's advice? Man, you got to be crazy. Mimi wants a street-wise, Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man. If I could show her that I'm dangerous, I'll have her like that.

I'll bet you wouldn't. See, I fooled you. Remember, I'm wanted in five states I'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store - and what did I do before then?

I went to the state pen. I thought Penn State was bad enough. Mimi, top of the evening. Carlton, for the th time, no, I will not go out with you. She's too negative. I'm not here for that. Although if you just gave it some objective thought Anyway, I'm here for him. Does he need to go to the bathroom? No, he's just being his bad self. What you saw before was just a charade. Kip is his street name. It stands for conceived in prison. He's my cousin and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant region of Brooklyn wherein he is a felon.

Then what's he doing here in Bel-Air? He's living with us to escape, and I quote, "the man. I thought you said he rode crew. No, baby. You misunderstood.

He said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew. But, see, they kicked me out because my lyrics was too abrasive. He's as nasty as he wants to be. I kid you not. You look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all. Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect.

That's Mimi Mumford. You can't get to first base with her unless you can impress her father. He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player, and around these parts, he's known as Dr. Will : Why they call him that? Carlton : Because he never says yes. No young man is good enough for his daughter. Will : Well, he's not gonna have a chance to tell me no 'cause I ain't gonna ask. Carlton: Will, our club frowns on strangulation.

Will: This is all your fault. You got me into this mess. Carlton: Me. Will: Yeah! This preppy nonsense. I knew women didn't like that mess. If I would've had my way I would've had my way. Hilary: Congratulate me.

It took all day but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight. Ashley: Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford. Hilary: That fat girl? Will: Mimi is not fat. Hilary: Not today. She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug. Will: She looks good now, right?

Hilary: I don't see your point. Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose and see how much of your arm you come back with. Philip: Will. So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? Ashley: He struck out. Vivian: Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey but you have not gone to the most logical source: the woman of the house.

Before I was married, I had my share of admirers. Philip: A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet. Vivian: The ones that I was most attracted to were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself. Will: Thanks, Aunt Viv. Carlton: So, Will, are you going to take Mom's advice?

Will: Man, you got to be crazy. Will: Remember, I'm wanted in five states, I'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store Carlton: Sorry. I thought Penn State was bad enough. Will : [to Mimi and Dr. I'm Will Smith from West Philly and I've been busting my butt trying to impress you and trying to scare you. And I'm exhausted. I'm going home, and I'm going to sleep 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me to go through all this trouble for.

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